Halloween is known for being spooky, but that doesn’t mean it can’t also be funny. Creep it real this Halloween with some jokes that are sure to boo-st your spirits.
What kind of music did the mummies play at the Halloween party? Wrap
Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? Because he had no BODY to dance with!
What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines
Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a-goblin
What Halloween character would you find on a beach? A sand-witch
Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind
What did the pumpkin say after putting on makeup? I’m boo-tiful!
Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road? They didn’t have the guts
Why did the zombie go to the doctor? Because he felt rotten
Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!
What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream
Where do ghosts go for vacation? Mali-boo
Where do they make werewolf movies? Howlywood
How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern? A pumpkin patch
What’s a witches’ favorite subject? Spelling
What do you call two witches flying together? Broommates
What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make? Snap, cackle, and pop!
What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone
Who did Frankenstein take to the school dance? His ghoul-friend
What are skeletons always so calm? Nothing can get under their skin
What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist
What room does a ghost not need? A living room!
What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet
What does a witch use to keep her hair up? Scarespray
Do you have a favorite Halloween pun or joke? Tell us in the comments!
