Halloween Humor 🎃


Halloween is known for being spooky, but that doesn’t mean it can’t also be funny. Creep it real this Halloween with some jokes that are sure to boo-st your spirits.

What kind of music did the mummies play at the Halloween party? Wrap

Why didn’t the ghost dance at the party? Because he had no BODY to dance with!

What is a vampire’s favorite fruit? Neck-tarines

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party? Because everyone was a-goblin

What Halloween character would you find on a beach? A sand-witch

Why are all mummies workaholics? They’re afraid to unwind

What did the pumpkin say after putting on makeup? I’m boo-tiful!

Why didn’t the skeletons cross the road? They didn’t have the guts

Why did the zombie go to the doctor? Because he felt rotten

Why are graveyards so noisy? Because of all the coffin!

What do ghosts serve for dessert? I scream

Where do ghosts go for vacation? Mali-boo

Where do they make werewolf movies? Howlywood

How do you fix a broken jack o’lantern? A pumpkin patch

What’s a witches’ favorite subject? Spelling

What do you call two witches flying together? Broommates

What noise does a witch’s breakfast cereal make? Snap, cackle, and pop!

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument? The trom-bone

Who did Frankenstein take to the school dance? His ghoul-friend

What are skeletons always so calm? Nothing can get under their skin

What do you call a haunted chicken? A poultry-geist

What room does a ghost not need? A living room!

What do birds say on Halloween? Trick or Tweet

What does a witch use to keep her hair up? Scarespray

Do you have a favorite Halloween pun or joke? Tell us in the comments!